breaking national news: the taliban now has a diaper-changing unit

Posted on February 24th, 2014 by mountain girl  |  7 Comments »

War casualty: a stinky smudge of brown on operative's hand.

COLORADO – Saturday night a man appearing to be an al-Qaeda operative had a pair of little girls’ jeans tied around his mouth and nose and was found changing a young child’s messy diaper. He stopped now and then to gag and choke a little as his wife watched in wonder. The fumes seemed to overpower the man as he swayed and nearly passed out.

When questioned, his wife defined the mission as a labor of love.Ā  Although the child was smelly, it is suspect whether a face mask was actually required for the job.

As far as is known, the Qur’an has not changed its stance and to date does not encourage men to change diapers.

All present except the man in the mask were amused. During the procedure, the child showed no fear of the operative. Instead, he was observed to smile sweetly and snicker to himself.

7 Responses to “breaking national news: the taliban now has a diaper-changing unit”

  1. Lyssa says on :

    Ha ha ha!!!! My sister, who lives with us, says that some of Harmony’s diapers are so terrible that she almost throws up.

  2. Your Lion says on :

    Lol I’ve changed many a diaper bomb in my days, but Good Lord that one ranked amongst the worst! /:0)

  3. Mom & Dad says on :

    Hi honeee……A Very Good DADA šŸ™‚ luv u/ mom šŸ™‚

  4. Mimi says on :

    Ya gotta give him lots of credit!!!! And there’s a picture you can share with innocent little Cash when he’s about 20! Lol!

  5. mountain girl says on :

    Yeah, we censored out the more graphic pictures, so hopefully he won’t mind too much. šŸ™‚

  6. Jennifer | The Deliberate Mom says on :

    Ha ha! Tooooo funny. Thanks for the laughs my friend.

    Wishing you a lovely day.
    xoxo

  7. Chrisy@GoodNorthCoastLife says on :

    Oh gosh Mia, you’re a hoot! Thanks for the laugh šŸ™‚

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